Recap
Chu Shici: ?
That hand is covered with fur, kind of like… a monkey?
Chu Shici was silent for a moment, and then reacted.
Fuck, a monkey took his Zhe-ge away!
When Xunzhe was dragged into the gate, his face was all black.
Although the little monk didn’t say anything, he still felt ashamed.
As soon as he saw the situation in the gate clearly, his tail was bitten by a white fox.
Xunzhe flung the white fox off his tail, but the fox was not as sturdy as him and flew a few meters away, and landed directly on the sea of flowers on the other side.
It struggled to get out, but its limbs were tightly entangled by the flower, and it would not be able to break free for a while.
Seeing that his upper body was human, two white foxes jumped up, trying to bite his neck.
The snake yao turned around sharply, piercing the fox’s body with his sharp nails, leaving two big bloody holes.
The white foxes wailed and fell to the ground. They were seriously injured, and their bodies couldn’t help shaking.
One of them fell to the ground and broke its neck, kicked its legs a few times and stopped moving.
In the next second, one of its tails slowly dissipated, changing from three tails to two. The fox, who was about to die, shook twice, and regained its vitality.
Seeing that its companions were all seriously injured, the remaining white fox did not dare to go forward, it stretched its neck out and roared at the white snake.
Xunzhe ignored these little foxes, his attention was all on the yao not far away.
A monkey squatted on a boulder a few steps away from them.
In the monkey’s hand, it was carrying a human head.
It was the soul of a man, only half of the head remained after being eaten by the yao.
The souls that appear near the gate at this time can only be ghosts who are about to reincarnate tonight.
The monkey stuffed the remaining head into its mouth and ate it all.
It is similar in size to an ordinary monkey, with a snow-white body and has a sense of being enlightened.
Judging from its appearance, this should only be a spirit monkey. But Xunzhe didn’t feel any spiritual aura from it.
In addition to the scent of flowers and blood, there was only the smell of foxes and no smell of monkeys at all.
Xunzhe look at the gate expressionlessly, then at the white monkey, and sigh silently.
If the monkey ate the reincarnated soul, the child in the pregnant woman’s belly will have no soul. If you don’t stuff the scum’s soul into it, the child born will be a stillborn.
He beat his tail irritably against the ground, leaned up and looked into the distance.
Meng Po was making soup, and a bunch of ghosts were queuing up on the Naihe Bridge, waiting to drink the soup. After drinking the soup, they begin to drift forward in a daze.
Xunzhe raised his eyebrows and thought why not go over there and bring back a suitable soul?
Just as he was about to turn around, the white monkey suddenly moved. It jumped up suddenly and flew towards the snake yao.
Seeing this, several white foxes also attacked from behind.
The fight that he thought had already concluded with his win suddenly ignited again, a few white foxes and a white monkey, a group of little demons with barely a hundred years of cultivation, all came to trouble him.
Xunzhe’s patience wore thin. He turned into a giant white snake and bit the fastest white fox, biting away half of its body. At the same time, he whipped his tail and knocked away several other white foxes.
The monkey obviously didn’t expect that the foxes would lose so quickly. It took a few steps back and turned around to run away.
The snake yao opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards the white monkey. His fangs flashed with a cold light. Seeing that he couldn’t run away, the white monkey put his two furry hands together and quickly cast spells to block the attack.
It put up a barrier and created a set of protective armor on its body, trying to block the snake yao.
But the strong poisonous fangs penetrated both layers of protection almost instantly, and the venom was quickly injected into the white monkey’s body.
It screamed in pain, but what came out from its mouth was a woman’s voice.
When he heard the female voice, Xunzhe was stunned.
He looked at the white monkey whose arm he had bitten off in surprise.
This is Lady Dayangtian?
Seeing that she couldn’t get away, the white monkey’s head suddenly turned into a woman’s head.
Her fair face has no facial features and is covered with deep cracks. The crack at the mouth opened, and she stretched her neck out to the white snake.
Xunzhe didn’t know what she was going to do, so he subconsciously let go and avoided it, and instead use his tail to coil around Lady Dayangtian tightly.
There is a faceless woman’s head growing on the monkey’s body, and the entire scene looks weird no matter how you look at it.
Just now Xunzhe was too angry and used too much force. Several foxes were almost killed by him, leaving only one tail hanging behind them.
They stood there and didn’t dare to come forward, staring blankly at the weird monkey.
One of the foxes tilted its head and whispered to its companion, “Why does this yao’s voice sound so much like that of our ancestor?”
The companion raised its head and sniffed, “You’re right. But I don’t smell the scent of our ancestor.”
After coiling his tail around the woman, Xunzhe felt the familiar warmth again.
As if what he was coiling up with his tail is not a monkey, but a stone that had been basked in the sun.
He asked in a cold voice, “Dayangtian, what do you want? You sealed me five hundred years ago, and you still want to haunt me five hundred years later.”
The stitched cracks on Dayangtian’s face opened again, and a chuckle came from inside, “I just want to become one with you.”
“Huh?”
Dayangtian ignored Xunzhe’s puzzlement, and the woman’s head changed again, turning into a fox’s head in the blink of an eye.
Xunzhe reacted quickly, the moment the fox opened her eyes, he bit the fox’s head, trying to swallow Dayangtian whole.
Several little foxes were howling anxiously.
“Ancestor! That’s our ancestor’s head!”
“He’s going to eat our ancestor!”
Xunzhe felt that what he had in his mouth was neither a fox nor a human being, it was hard to the touch, not like meat.
He spat it out and looked down.
It is a golden statue, the same size and shape as the one enshrined in Dayangtian Ming Temple.
The snake yao’s snow-white tail slammed against the ground impatiently.
What kind of monster is this Lady Dayangtian, and how did she escape from his mouth?
Xunzhe didn’t have time to think about it.
He has already been delayed for four minutes, and there was a fox yao over there in the delivery room, and he is afraid that the little monk who had just manifested a spirit will not be able to handle it alone.
___
Seeing Xunzhe enter the gate, Chu Shici couldn’t help but panic for a moment.
The system comforted him, [It’s okay, the hero is super strong. In the later stages of the original text, in order to save the heroine, he forcibly broke into the underworld by himself, and came out whole.]
Chu Shici had passed the age where he would be jealous because of the original text, but he still didn’t get rid of his worry about Zhe-ge.
Even though he knew Xunzhe would definitely win, he was still afraid of him getting hurt. Even if it was only a minor injury, he would feel distressed.
Just as he looked towards the gate, the murderer of the serial rape and murder case also reacted.
He struggled hard, and one of his arms was already in the pregnant woman’s body.
Seeing this, Chu Shici stood on the lotus platform and pulled back as hard as he could.
But the palm-sized woodcarving has too little strength. Instead of dragging the male ghost back, he was almost dragged down.
The leading female vixen reached out to catch Chu Shici, but was burned by the Buddha Light on the lotus.
She looked the little monk up and down, “I didn’t expect that you, a little piece of wood, not only developed spiritual wisdom, but also acquired Buddha nature. If you don’t serve your Buddha well, you will run around with the snake yao.”
Chu Shici ignored her, seeing that the male ghost had almost gotten into the woman, Chu Shichi stomped his feet anxiously.
Thinking of what Xunzhe said about normal body snatching, two souls should compete for the body together, he gritted his teeth and said to the system: ‘Ge, get my soul out.’
The system poked its head out and looked outside, rubbing its hands nervously, “Soul out of the body? Just wait, I’ll do it. But the pain shielding wont work, because we can only shield physical pain.]
Before coming, Chu Shici thought he would win tonight’s chess game, but he didn’t expect that a bunch of foxes would appear, and then a monkey would appear. While the soul waiting for reincarnation disappeared.
Troubles jumped out one after another, and Zhe-ge was even captured by a monkey.
Chu Shici’s anger was rising, and his temper completely exploded.
He flicked the mala beads and said, “He has fucking raped and killed so many women, and yet he still has the nerve to let a woman give birth to him. Let him try to burrow his way into her stomach in front of me. I promise you that I will tear him alive today! Ge, let me out!’
The system knows the host’s temper. No one can stop him if he really gets angry.
It selects the mode in the background and allows the host soul to leave the body.
[This is my backdoor for you. It can last about five or six minutes. By the way, remember not to enter the belly of the pregnant woman. If she accidentally gives birth to you, you will have to wait at least eighteen years before you can complete your marriage.]
A man with light blond hair emerged from the wooden carving of the little monk. He has a slender waist and long legs, and he looks handsome.
There was a smile between his brows, even though his face was expressionless, it looked like he was smiling gently at others.
The soul left the body, and the wooden carving is now only an empty shell, which fell to the ground with a snap.
Chu Shi asked little lotus to distract the fox spirits and hug the male ghost’s waist, pulling him out forcefully.
Seeing that reincarnation is close at hand, but he can’t reach it anyway. The male ghost turned his head, cursing, and then froze.
He stared at Chu Shici’s face and blew a whistle: “I have never seen such a good-looking man, you look like a girl. Why are you holding my waist? Do you want me to fuck you?”
Chu Shici’s face sank, and he slammed the male ghost to the ground.
The male ghost grunted in pain, still smiling strangely: “Why is your waist so thin? Are you gay? If I hadn’t been in a hurry to reincarnate today, I would have fucked…”
Before he finished speaking, Chu Shici punched him hard, “Idiot waste.”
The male ghost also got angry, grabbed his arm and pulled him down. Chu Shici took advantage of the situation and punched him in the stomach, and the two wrestled together.
In order to protect himself, Chu Shici learned many tricks in fighting. When he was on the street, few people could beat him in a solo match.
The male ghost is a murderer, but he only dared to sneak up on single women and never fought with the same sex.
He was beaten by Chu Shici, his face, which was already a little swollen from drowning, was even more swollen out of shape at this time.
Chu Shici grabbed his collar, “Who the hell did you say you wanted to fuck just now? Don’t worry, I’ll rip your mouth shreds!”
“If it isn’t that I have no scissors right now, I will castrate you!”
He is now in a ghost state, without a knife on his body, he can only smash it with his fist.
The male ghost is dead and cannot be killed again. He screamed in pain, and desperately climbing onto the pregnant woman.
Chu Shici was fighting as hard as he could when suddenly a hand stretched out from behind and scratched his shoulder.
He only felt a sharp pain in his soul, the Buddha light on Little Lotus was exhausted, and the fox spirit came running towards him.
Chu Shici can beat the male ghost, but not the three-tailed fox yao.
The fox yao hugged him from behind, strangling his neck and restraining him tightly. At the same time, it shouted at the male ghost: “Disgusting thing, what are you doing standing still? Why don’t you crawl up?!”
Chu Shici’s shoulder hurt badly. He took a deep breath and said in a trembling voice: “Aren’t you a spirit fox? You have seen all the deeds of that man. He didn’t drink Meng Po soup and cross the Naihe Bridge. If he is really reborn, he will be born a rapist again.”
The fox yao gritted its teeth: “What the ancestor said is the rule!”
“Maybe your ancestor was also kept in the dark.”
“Impossible, the ancestor have cultivated for thousands of years, how could they be wrong on such a simple thing.”
The male ghost was bruised all over from Chu Shici’s beating, and his legs couldn’t straighten up at all.
Under Chu Shici’s gaze, he grabbed the bed with both hands and struggled to climb onto the bed, gradually blending into the pregnant woman’s body.
Hearing its master’s urging, the little lotus platform rushed over and lay down on the pregnant woman’s belly, desperately emitting golden light.
The male ghost bumped into the Buddha Light and was thrown out.
The fox yao cursed, “Trash!”
She left Chu Shici to help, but Chu Shici, enduring the pain, hugged the fox’s tail and dragged her to the ground.
The fox’s eyes were red with anxiety, and she made a hand seal, and a spell knocked the lotus platform into the air.
She turned to Chu Shici and shouted, “The baby is about to be born. If you keep fighting us, that family’s baby will have no soul and will be a stillborn. These medical staff have been working non-stop for so long, and yet they deliver a dead baby. How will they feel?!”
Chu Shici didn’t believe her nonsense, “That’s better than delivering a rapist! Little Lotus, don’t stop!”
Seeing that the lotus platform was coming again, the male ghost quickly put his head into the pregnant woman’s belly.
Chu Shici has no other choice. He gritted his teeth and his eyes were red with anger.
In the next second, a giant snake suddenly dashed out from the gate.
The White Snake entered the delivery room without pausing and rushed straight towards the male ghost. He opened his huge mouth and swallowed his entire body.
The male ghost didn’t even make a sound before he was eaten by the white snake.
His head was still stuck in the pregnant woman’s body. The white snake’s upper body turned into a human form, tapped the pregnant woman’s belly a few times, and took out the ghost head.
Seeing the white snake, Chu Shici stopped wrestling the fox yao and jumped up excitedly, “Ge! I knew you…”
Just in the middle of speaking, he was stunned and said, “By the way, Ge, she is about to give birth. Have you found the soul to be reincarnated yet?”
Xunzhe look around in confusion. The half of the tail that had been following behind in the gate slowly moved into the delivery room.
There was a two-year-old boy on his tail.
The boy’s figure was translucent. He held the snake’s tail and looked around blankly.
After the white snake came out, the fox yao did not dare to move. This is a thousand-year snake yao, while she has only been cultivating for more than three hundred years.
After dealing with the male ghost, the snake yao look at the motionless wooden carving of the little monk on the ground.
Chu Shici walked forward a few steps and threw himself on the white snake, “Ge, I’m here. My soul is out of my body, although I can only appear for five or six minutes. Ge, do I look good?”
Xunzhe stared at Chu Shici’s face for two seconds, turned his head away expressionlessly, the tips of his ears were slightly red.
He was silent for a few seconds then he pick up the little boy.
“I met Meng Po at Naihe Bridge and told her about the situation. She said she will report it to the underworld. This is the boy she picked for me to deal with the current situation.”
Chu Shici took the boy, and Xunzhe’s cold voice came from above his head.
“It was a father’s domestic violence. He was beaten to death by his biological father because he was afraid of crying and making a scene. Before he died, he was tainted with a lot of resentment, and almost became a ghost. The underworld escort passed by in time and took him to the underworld. After drinking Meng Po soup, the resentment has dissipated. In addition, he died too young, his life was over before it even began, and there is no easy road to follow, so Meng Po let me take him here to be reincarnated.”
Chu Shici didn’t speak, just sighed softly.
He carried the boy to the bedside, “That’s your mother. They will love you very much when they grow old. Get into your mother’s womb quickly. No one will beat you again in this life.”
The boy didn’t remember anything, but he did understand the word “mother”. He nodded calmly and stretched out his little hand, sliding into the pregnant woman’s belly little by little.
Ten minutes later, there was a cry of a baby in the delivery room. As soon as the nurse said that mother and child were safe, excited cries erupted outside the delivery room.
Chu Shici covered his wound and turned to look at the white fox beside him.
Xunzhe glanced sideways at him, then his gaze fell on his shoulder.
He was silent for a moment, “She hurt you.”
Chu Shici immediately pointed to the wound and complained, “It hurts so much, I cried in pain!”
Xunzhe slithered over and beat the white fox on the ground. When he came back, the fox yao only has two tails left.
The few foxes that followed Xunzhe into the gate before also ran out.
When the five foxes first arrived, they had fifteen tails in total, but now there are only six tails, they walked out one by one with their heads drooping.
Before leaving, the female fox yao looked back at Chu Shici, “I didn’t hit you hard just now, otherwise how could you, a wood spirit who hasn’t even learned to transform into a human form, survive under my hands for a minute? You owe me some thanks!”
“Little brother, you are beautiful, even more beautiful than a fox spirit. After you transform into a human in the future, remember to come to the Fox Immortal Temple to return a favor.”
“You have a crush on me?”
“We, the spirit foxes, all like the good-looking ones.”
Chu Shici felt up Xunzhe’s abdominal muscles, “But I’m gay.”
“That’s nothing. Fox yaos can change into either male or female. Just wait for me to go back and learn, I’ll try to become a handsome guy.”
Before Chu Shici could speak, Xunzhe, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised the corner of his mouth and chuckled mockingly: “Still don’t want to go? Stay here then.”
The fox yaos slowly retreated back into the wall and disappeared.
Xunzhe folded his arms and sneered, “She’s lying to you.”
“?”
“She couldn’t hit you hard just now because you have Buddha’s aura on your body, and the lotus flower has Buddha light. You are a spirit protected by the Buddha, and she dare not provoke you at will.”
Xunzhe paused, lowered his eyes and explained earnestly, “You don’t owe her a favor, so don’t go to her after transforming.”
Chu Shici tilted his head and smiled at him, “Okay Ge. I won’t go anywhere in the future, I will just stay here by your side. Do you like my appearance, Ge?”
Xunzhe said nothing.
He turn his head away, revealing a crimson ear.
___
After a tiring day last night, Chu Shici turned back into a wood carving and fell asleep in Zhe-ge’s hands.
When he woke up, it was already the afternoon of the second day.
The system was watching TV, and when he woke up, it sighed casually, [The male protagonist found a hostel. After you fell asleep last night, he watched over you for a long time, and even healed the wound on your soul. Alas, if only I had such a husband.]
Chu Shici moved his shoulders and said, ‘It’s still early to talk about love.’
[He doesn’t tease you often, but if you tease him, he’ll blush. To be honest, I’m wondering what kind of play you can do with your size.]
‘…’
Chu Shici looked around and saw the white snake lying on the window sill basking in the sun, with a small lotus lying on his body.
He called him, but the white snake didn’t move and just hummed softly.
“What’s the thing that dragged you into the underworld?”
“Dayangtian.”
“But I think it’s not a fox’s hand, it looked a bit like a monkey’s.”
White Snake turned his head, “It’s a White Monkey, but it’s also Dayangtian.”
He pointed to the table not far away with his tail: “I didn’t catch her. She was the same as before. After being seriously injured, she turned back into a golden statue.”
Chu Shici looked along and saw two golden statues on the table. From the outside, it’s basically copy and paste.
She can turn into a fox, a monkey and a faceless woman. He really couldn’t figure out what kind of yao she is.
After basking in the sun, the Little Lotus flew to Chu Shici’s side, waiting to drink Coke.
He poked a hole in the Coke bottle and poured the soda out.
After listening to Xunzhe’s story about what happened in the underworld, Chu Shici murmured while watering the flower: “Ge, I don’t think it’s good to ignore Dayangtian. What she said about wanting to become one with you. It sounds strange. She’s not thirsting after your body right?”
The room was quiet and no one answered his question.
Xunzhe’s words are paid per sentence. He has done too many explanations in the past few days and is not very talkative today.
Chu Shici didn’t care either.
He was thinking about what he would do if Lady Dayangtian really fell in love with Zhe-ge and wanted to steal his man from him.
Xunzhe is different from the previous Zhe-ges. He has little experience and a straightforward temper.
If Lady Dayangtian really wanted to set him up, since no one will be keeping watch for him, she can be said to have a 100% success rate.
Chu Shici flipped through the data in the background.
The male protagonist’s vitality value is only at 34 points, which is still in the danger zone. However, the people he met after going down the mountain were very friendly, and Xunzhe was not attacked, and he was always in good spirits.
Given enough time, he hopes that Xunzhe will come out of his painful memories little by little.
Chu Shici tried to fill in the side missions, [The male protagonist went down the mountain five hundred years ago, and was attacked because of his identity as a yao, or attacked because of his appearance, leaving a psychological shadow.]
After submission, it shows a failure.
Maybe it was not specific enough. What really caused Xunzhe’s vitality to plummet was a single specific event.
Chu Shici looked towards the window sill, his eyes gradually softened.
Bathed in the sunlight, the white snake stretched its body comfortably.
If he is to ask Xunzhe now, he probably won’t answer, and it will uncover the scars in his heart.
As his vitality rises, Zhe-ge will take the initiative to confide his grievances to him. Thinking of this, he decides to leave this side quest until later.
He sat on the lotus and flew to the white snake. Seeing that the white snake didn’t respond, he leaned over and wanted to kiss him secretly.
White Snake ducked sideways, and Chu Shici kissed the air.
Xunzhe slithered back to the ground and he transformed back into his half human form.
He picked up the little monk, his eyes were cold and without any emotion, “I am a snake yao and you are a wood spirit. The gap between our species is too great, I cannot accept it.”
Chu Shici propped his chin and looked at him with a smile, “Okay, then. I won’t kiss you anymore.”
“I’m not kidding.”
“I know, I respect your decision.”
Xunzhe: …
That’s it? Shouldn’t you insist a little bit, little monk?
This situation is different from what he thought.
___
Like | Subscribe | Kofi support link
Update: Tomorrow~
- After becoming enemies with the lord god
- Blog
- Completed
- Don't talk to me!
- Dropped
- Ghost Marriage
- Hunger Academy
- I opened a safe house in the Infinite Stream
- Notices
- Ongoing
- The Dragon Lord is Weak and Helpless but Has a Big Appetite [Interstellar]
- Want to ascend? Then fall in love.
- What can I do, I'm not human.
Leave a Reply