The word ‘counterfeit’ interrupted Gu Yunzhe’s thoughts.
His attention is temporarily diverted.
Gu Yunzhe has many doubts and he pick the most important one to ask.
“Your database is damaged, how do you know that you are a counterfeit?”
“Why are counterfeit products smarter than the genuine ones? I am an agent of the Human Alliance, how can I have a pirated system?”
Gu Yunzhe rarely spoke.
He seems to have a certain amount of word credit balance, and he would never speak unless necessary.
The war machine created by the Human Alliance, a former agent, is not so easy to fool.
Chu Shici is dumbfounded by his barrage of questions.
He came to confess, not to lie.
He raise his hand, “Because I’m not a little assistant at all, I’m a living person. Although I don’t look like much, but I’m really a human being.”
Gu Yunzhe clenched the dagger tightly, “Evidence.”
Chu Shici was taken aback.
Neither Su Zheyan nor Mingzhe had asked these questions when he had confessed.
The questions in the practice papers he had written over the years don’t apply at all. The hero has evolved.
Gu Yunzhe lightly tapped his spherical body, “How to prove it.”
Chu Shici shook his head, “There is really no way to prove it, but in the future I can show you a big transformation.”
Gu Yunzhe didn’t say anything, but stretched out his hand to push him away, and put the dagger between them.
Chu Shici wanted to get closer, but when he looked up, he is met with a cold gaze.
He froze in place, a little overwhelmed.
How to prove that you are an individual is itself a philosophical problem.
Even the experts have been arguing for a long time, but they still can’t find the answer to the question, ‘Why am I me? Who am I? And what is a human being?’
Chu Shici understands Gu Yunzhe’s mood very well.
After all, no one who has encountered such a thing can remain calm. What’s more, Gu Yunzhe’s vitality value is only at 10 points.
Pushing down the uneasiness in his heart, Chu Shici took a deep breath and calmed down again.
He circled Gu Yunzhe around a few times, calling Zhe-ge as he turned. Using various methods to prove that he is a human.
Gu Yunzhe look at him with vigilance in his eyes.
Chu Shici shaped himself into a heart and laid down in his palm.
“Do you still remember when I said I liked you at the beginning? Humans and assistants have different aesthetics and will not fall in love. I said that because I am the same as you. I am also a human being, so I like you.”
“Zhe-ge, I know you feel uncomfortable. I understand that you are don’t trust me very much right now. You can rest assured that I am really a human, bah. I am not a ball but a human. I have the same way of thinking as human beings, thinking that way, you should also find the differences between us gone.”
From the bottom of his heart, Chu Shici squeezed out two feet and performed a Latin solo dance on Gu Yunzhe’s palm for him.
After the dance, he took off his halo and took a curtain call. He looked up and said expectantly: “In this world, there must be no ball who can perform a Latin dance like me.”
But no matter how he tries, Gu Yunzhe didn’t respond.
Chu Shici’s heart gradually cooled.
He sat in Gu Yunzhe’s hands, his body gradually shrunk. It seems that this will bring him a sense of security.
The room was quiet and the system is sad.
This young couple: one has low self-esteem and insecurity, another’s vitality value is too low, and has suicidal tendencies.
Chu Shici is usually smiling, he can handle and fight when encountering problems. When not suffering from emotional distress, he can be regarded as an excellent host.
Now that he has been glared at and treated so coldly by the boyfriend who has lost his memory for a long time, he can’t hold back anymore.
The system felt that it was probably the one with the healthiest mentality among the people present.
It drank a cup of tea and said calmly: [Ah Ci, you can cry.]
Facing Gu Yunzhe’s cold gaze, Chu Shici shrank into a small ball.
‘He is an agent, what he needs is a qualified partner. If I appear too cowardly, he will find me annoying.’
[Fuck, why don’t you review the previous world’s notes? Which world is your man really aloof? Aren’t they all just hard-boiled characters? As long as you admit your mistakes to your husband, he will definitely soften his heart when you cry. After all, he is a crybaby too, I’m 80% sure he will cry with you.]
‘But he doesn’t look the same as before.’
The system interrupted him, [Take a gamble and cry hard. You won’t lose money anyway.]
Gu Yunzhe is still looking carefully at the white sphere in his hand.
Under his gaze, the ball shrunk into a smaller ball. Something fell on his skin.
Immediately afterwards, suppressed crying sounded in the room.
Gu Yunzhe was taken aback.
He curled his fingers and turned the little assistant over.
The little white ball shrugged, and the tears couldn’t stop falling down. Two small tentacles wrapped around Gu Yunzhe’s fingertips, calling Zhe-ge while choking up.
He cried pitifully, while promising to him.
“If I lie to you, I will be struck to death by lightning. You are so kind to me, how could I betray you.”
“I swear that I really have nothing to do with the Human Alliance. Those bastards, I can’t even wait to hide from them. Who do they think they are!”
Gu Yunzhe’s eyelids twitched slightly, but in the end he still didn’t retract his fingers.
Chu Shici is really scared.
He tried not to cry before, but after he was persuaded by the system. He cries very sadly.
While crying, he secretly look up.
There is no expression on Gu Yunzhe’s handsome face. However his eye starts turning red little by little at a speed visible to the naked eye.
He purse his lips, and look away.
With pale fingers, he begins to tap the small white ball in his hand.
Without the system’s urging, Chu Shici also knows that he has to take advantage of the victory at hand and pursue it.
He brace himself, his body quickly growing bigger.
Before Gu Yunzhe can react, he hug him into his arms and kiss his cheek affectionately.
“Zhe-ge, I am not the white ball assistant of the Human Alliance, but your exclusive Ah Ci. Don’t worry, I will never betray you.”
Gu Yunzhe remains silent.
He is forcibly hugged, but he didn’t struggle.
Chu Shici caress his back, “I’m not angry at all when you attacked me just now, I know you are feeling very uncomfortable now. I’m here. Ah Ci will always be here with you.”
“Lean on me and take a rest, just treat me as a pillow. It’s okay, Zhe-ge. If you feel uncomfortable, just cry for a while.”
The room is quiet for a long time, then there came a faint sob in his arms.
Although Gu Yunzhe didn’t go into details, Chu Shici can imagine how much he had suffered.
His heart ache so badly that the tears he had finally stopped were about to flow out again.
The system suddenly said faintly: [How about it, am I right? Your man is just a cry baby. The acting skills he display in this world are so good that he almost had me fooled.]
The atmosphere is interrupted, and Chu Shici regains his composure.
‘The part where he wants me to prove that I am human, can we just skip over that part like this?’
[Of course, he’s too embarrassed to ask you after he’s finished crying, so wait if you don’t believe me.]
When Gu Yunzhe cries, he doesn’t make a sound and show little expressions. If there are no tears, others will not be able to tell that he had been crying.
Chu Shici coax him for a while, then heard the news that the vitality value had increased.
The vitality value, which had dropped to 10 points, rose to 15 points.
Immediately afterwards, Chu Shici suddenly felt a tightness in his body.
The male lead hug him back with great strength, almost sinking into his body.
He heard Gu Yunzhe’s slightly trembling voice, “I’m sorry, Ah Ci, I won’t treat you like that again in the future.”
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Just as the system guessed, after calming down, Gu Yunzhe didn’t ask Chu Shici to prove that he is a human.
His attention turn to revenge.
Gu Yunzhe open the window and look at the guards outside the fence in the distance.
Chu Shici can guess his thoughts.
He should want to off the members of the Blood Alliance and avenge his family, but he doesn’t know how to deal with the other innocent people.
Nearly a thousand people live in the underground air-raid shelter. If Gu Yunzhe destroys the base, these people will have nowhere to go.
Chu Shici shrunk into a small ball and flew in front of him, hooking his fingers tentatively.
Gu Yunzhe glance at him.
Crying is a way for humans to vent their emotions. He can feel his little assistant’s pain and anxiety from his tears.
He believes that Chu Shici has human feelings, even if the other party looks like a ball.
Gu Yunzhe withdraw his gaze and squeeze the small tentacles next to his fingertips.
After confirming that the crisis was resolved, Chu Shici breathed a sigh of relief.
He adjusted his posture and waved at the hero: “Zhe-ge, it’s not easy to kill everyone here. But if you just want to kill the high-ranking Blood Alliance members, then I will do it. I will go for a walk tonight, Tomorrow morning they will all die of suffocation.”
Gu Yunzhe pondered for a moment, “I want to know what will happen in four days.”
He had just cried, and when he spoke, he still had an indistinct nasal voice.
The system, which had been silent all this time, suddenly hissed twice, [This little crybaby, I can do it again.]
[You are pitiful when you cry, whereas your man looks so vulnerable when he cries. Especially when you cry with each other, oh yo yo. I’ve already made up a 10,000-character yellow essay in my head, share it with you after I finish writing it?]
Chu Shici is still thinking along what Gu Yunzhe said, but when the system made a sound, his thoughts are instantly interrupted by it.
‘What will it be about?’
[Outdoors + Toys, you are bottom, he is topping. Don’t worry, I’m very honest when I write it, the CP will not be reversed or dismantled.]
While Chu Shici is discussing the outline of the story with the system.
Gu Yunzhe didn’t wait for the little assistant to reply, thinking he had forgotten about it, he open his mouth to explain again.
“Elder Liu said that there will be a major sacrificial ceremony here in four days. I want to know what they are going to do to avoid accidents.”
Chu Shici’s attention is drawn back to serious matters.
He thought for a while, then raise his hand: “Let me do it, I can!”
“Do you have a plan?”
“I don’t need a plan when I go. Who cares about a white ball the size of a fingernail? Just grab some mud and paint me black. Then, I will be able to go anywhere I want, and no one will be able to see me.”
The little assistant moves freely and can turn into water to avoid pursuit.
Letting him go is indeed the best way right now.
Gu Yunzhe made some improvements to Chu Shici’s crude plan.
Tell him when and who to eavesdrop on, and explain how to deal with various situations if it arises.
Before leaving, Chu Shici flew to Gu Yunzhe, “This task is quite difficult. I need some encouragement.”
“What do you want?”
“I want to kiss you, you can kiss me too.”
Gu Yunzhe froze for a moment, then remembered what the little assistant said before.
Regarding this matter, he has two guesses.
First, some kind of accident occurred during the production process. The little assistant developed self-awareness, erroneous cognition, and regards himself as a human being.
The other is that Ah Ci was originally a human being. But just like him, he was captured and modified by the Human Alliance, and finally became what he is now.
Thinking of the second possibility, Gu Yunzhe clenched his fists tightly.
He can still vividly remember the phantom pain of being dismembered.
He closed his eyes, breaking free from the memory.
The liking in Ah Ci’s words is not the love of a partner, but the like of a lover.
Gu Yunzhe pondered for a moment, “I can’t accept human-ball love for the time being.”
“I am a human though.”
“But you look like a ball.”
Gu Yunzhe’s expressionless face showed a complex expression.
“I can’t imagine what it’s like to fall in love with a ball.”
Chu Shici nodded, expressing his understanding.
He can’t eat tofu* in a hurry, anyway, when Gu Yunzhe’s vitality value rises to 80, he can finally become a living person.
*(take advantage)
According to the plan, Chu Shici will first fly to Elder Liu’s house for a while.
He needs to understand why the Blood Alliance wants to collect beauties first, Gu Yunzhe suspects that it has something to do with the sacrificial ceremony four days later.
After waiting for a while, Elder Liu did not come back.
The system was tired of waiting, so it went out for a stroll.
Chu Shici told it about how Gu Yunzhe did not want to fall in love with a light sphere now.
The system hissed, [Since you can transform into various shapes, why don’t you transform yourself into a human.]
‘I tried, but I looked like one of those dolls. I’ve had people insult me with that term before, and it annoyed me.’
[That’s because your skills are not good enough, it shouldn’t be like this normally. If you mould yourself, you can’t take care of many details. Ask your man to help, at least you can level up from a human-ball relationship to a human-humanoid relationship. It’s very pretty nice, I feel.]
Chu Shici is a little moved.
At three o’clock in the afternoon, Elder Liu, who was out on errands, returns to the wooden house with a list in his hand.
Chu Shici slip onto his clothes and peek at it.
This is a leaflet.
Pure black background, big bloody characters. There are obviously only a few elements of note, but there is an inexplicable visual impact.
[The game is about to start, place a bet on your favourite player to see who is the most brutal monster tonight!]
The time written on the bottom of the leaflet is 23 o’clock in the evening four days later.
Chu Shici looked down again.
[Competition venue: The underground air-raid shelter in District 2.]
[Venue Sponsor: Blood Alliance Club.]
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T/N: An absolute rollercoaster ride of emotions with this one. Human-ball r/s hahah it makes me smile.
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Update: Tomorrow~
- After becoming enemies with the lord god
- Blog
- Completed
- Don't talk to me!
- Dropped
- Ghost Marriage
- Hunger Academy
- I opened a safe house in the Infinite Stream
- Notices
- Ongoing
- The Dragon Lord is Weak and Helpless but Has a Big Appetite [Interstellar]
- Want to ascend? Then fall in love.
- What can I do, I'm not human.
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