When Chu Shici finished recharging, it happened to be nine o’clock in the morning.
They moved early today, leaving enough time to leave the city.
He has been waiting in the watch for more than half an hour, and for some reason, Gu Yunzhe has not let him out.
The system poked its head out to help him see the situation outside.
[The hero is chatting with the reporter.]
Chu Shici didn’t quite understand, ‘Reporter Hermes? Zhe-ge didn’t leave the air-raid shelter?’
[Already left, they are in a black car. Your Zhe-ge is driving, and Reporter Hermes is the co-pilot. Let me see, um… they should be driving out of the city now.]
Ever since Gu Yunzhe used the seduction trick, Reporter Hermes has spilled the beans, answering all that she had been asked. When she saw him, her eyes darted around and her face was flushed.
Chu Shici recalled the reaction of Reporter Hermes last night, and pursed his lips uncomfortably.
He poked at the system, ‘Ge, what are they talking about behind my back?’
[It was Reporter Hermes who is engaged in a one-sided conversation and is showing her value. She said that in the past three years, she has gathered a lot of information. Basically, the strongholds of each force have seen many monsters, and they are living encyclopaedias.]
The system paused for a while, [She can pick the lock, as long as it is a lock, she can unlock it. She’s trying to convince the hero to take her with him, so it will be convenient for him to go wherever he wants in the future.]
Chu Shici didn’t know how to pick the door and lock. He pulled out the skills of Reporter Hermes and compared them with himself.
He was not very happy that there was no winner.
Chu Shici found a book on the bookshelf of the system called “Keep a Normal Mind”
The pages of the book rattled, and his eyes were a little blank.
The system came back jolting, [The hero seems to be quite satisfied with her.]
Chu Shici closed the book and smiled gently, ‘I also think she’s pretty good, she’s a talent.’
He picked up the black tea and poured it into his mouth.
The system hissed, [That’s an empty cup, what are you drinking, the emperor’s new tea*?]
*(a children’s fairytale: the emperor’s new clothes.)
Chu Shici was pulled out.
This felt very familiar to him, someone woke up the little assistant.
When he came out, the car was parked on the side of the road, and Gu Yunzhe was standing under a nearby big tree.
Reporter Hermes was eating bread in the co-pilot, peeking out from time to time.
Chu Shici leaned in the male lead’s arms, looked up and waited for him to announce the news of the new addition in the team.
Gu Yunzhe caressed the white ball body, and reported Reporter Hermes’s skills.
Then he lowered his eyes and said seriously, “Reporter Hermes wants to join the team, what do you think?”
The direction of the topic was different from what was expected, Chu Shici was taken aback, “Why did you ask me specifically?”
“Why shouldn’t I ask you?”
“After all, theoretically speaking, I am your assistant. Do you still need to ask me about the recruitment of the team?”
Before he finished speaking, he saw a very complicated expression on Gu Yunzhe’s face.
Confused and a little bit sad.
The two stared at each other.
Gu Yunzhe’s voice suddenly became extremely firm, “You were the one who pursued me first.”
After speaking, he let go of his hand, ignored Chu Shici, turned around and walked straight to the car.
The topic jumped too fast, and Chu Shici floated in the air with a dazed expression.
It took him a few seconds to understand what was going on.
The hero treats him as his boyfriend, but he thinks they are still friends.
In fact, Chu Shici didn’t take Gu Yunzhe’s words seriously this morning as they only usually start dating when his vitality exceeds 80.
So when the male protagonist expressed his willingness to have a human-ball relationship with him, Chu Shici didn’t show how happy he was.
Gu Yunzhe walked back a few steps with a cold face, when suddenly a tentacle flew out from behind, wrapped around his waist, and dragged him into an abandoned supermarket nearby.
He didn’t struggle, letting the tentacles pull him into the restroom.
Chu Shici’s eyes widened, and he held Gu Yunzhe’s face, “Ge, are you serious? Do you really agree?”
He went to check the vitality value again. It’s still 20 points, no matter how you look at it, it doesn’t look like a value that will produce love.
Gu Yunzhe was entangled by the tentacles, leaning against the wall without saying a word.
Chu Shici wanted to ask again, but the vitality value suddenly dropped from 20 to 19.
He looked up, Gu Yunzhe’s eyes were slightly red and he said self-deprecatingly, “So you’re playing with me?”
The supermarket is very quiet, the system is holding on to the handkerchief and dare not make a sound.
This was a proposition, and Chu Shici chose ‘no’ without hesitation.
“Zhe-ge, I didn’t lie to you, but if you look carefully, the gap between us is not small. It means that you have to kiss and sleep with a ball. I don’t know when I can become a human. If I am unlucky, I may be a ball for the next few decades. Can you really accept doing that kind of thing with a ball?”
Gu Yunzhe didn’t say anything.
Chu Shici felt that he hadn’t thought about it that much at all.
He tapped the man’s forehead, “Don’t just agree with me as soon as I chase you. You have encountered too many things during this time, calmly think about whether human-ball relationship will work for you. Love is not something that can be rushed.”
Gu Yunzhe lowered his eyelids and looked at him quietly.
Chu Shici could sense his anxiety from under his calm appearance.
He took him into his arms and stroked his back.
“Suddenly changing from a human to a cyborg, I can understand your confusion. As long as your emotions exist, you are still human. Don’t deny your identity as a human, and don’t rush to find the same kind. Whether you are a human or a monster, whether you will respond to my pursuit, I will accompany you. Zhe-ge, you don’t have to be afraid, it’s fine.”
There was deathly silence in the supermarket.
After a while, Gu Yunzhe slowly raised his arms to hug him back, and lowered his head and rested it on his soft body.
Chu Shici knew that Zhe-ge was really impulsive.
According to the experience of the previous two worlds, his man is slow to warm up.
He needs to build up his feelings, gradually let it ferment while being around each other constantly, and finally turn into a strong kind of love.
Gu Yunzhe might really like him, but it’s still in the building stage. If they rush into the relationship too early, there will be problems in the future.
Chu Shici was not disappointed at all, he could understand Gu Yunzhe’s uneasiness.
When he became a little robot, he was also terrified.
The system that has been watching the excitement has been notified of data changes.
[Increase the vitality value by 5, and the current vitality value is 24 points.]
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As soon as Reporter Hermes put away the bread container, the car door was pulled open.
The man in a black suit leaned into the driver’s seat, and there was a white ball the size of a palm lying on top of his head.
Reporter Hermes tilted her head and stared at him, her gaze resting on his red eyes.
She handed over a piece of tissue, “Do you want to wipe away your tears?”
Gu Yunzhe turned his head, his cold eyes fell on her.
Reporter Hermes shuddered, “Hahahaha, so you got sand in your eyes, it looks like it’s very windy outside today.”
The vehicle continued along the main road, and Chu Shici lay on Gu Yunzhe’s soft hair, preparing to go back to sleep.
Before he could fall asleep, he turned around and saw Reporter Hermes, who was sitting in the co-pilot, staring straight at him.
Her eyes were very hot, as if she would pounce on him and bite him at any moment.
Chu Shici shrank back: “Why are you staring at me?”
Reporter Hermes took out a small notebook, “Can I ask you a few questions? I’ve read books about the evil gods of the empire, but I haven’t seen any records about you in them. Can you tell me, what’s your name?”
Gu Yunzhe, who had been driving quietly all this time, silently took the little assistant and put him on his lap.
Reporter Hermes turned around and asked Gu Yunzhe: “What should I call the evil god you believe in? Is it because your beliefs can only be one-to-one, so no one knows its existence?”
Gu Yunzhe ignored her and covered Chu Shici’s mouth to prevent him from speaking.
No one answered her question. Reporter Hermes put away her notebook and leaned against the car window in a daze.
The car was very quiet, and the little reporter from the alien race seemed to have misunderstood him.
Chu Shici found a comfortable position, pillowed on Gu Yunzhe’s thigh, and fell into a deep sleep.
On the main road of the city, there are fresh monster corpses. There was a battle here not long ago, and judging from the traces of the fight, it should be the mutated creatures who fought with each other.
The fangs scattered on the ground punctured the tires of the car.
Gu Yunzhe was about to change cars, he got out of the car holding the little white ball who was sleeping like a flattened bread.
They found a parking lot nearby, Reporter Hermes squatted on the ground and started to hijack a car.
Gu Yunzhe stroked the little assistant, his thoughts were in a mess.
He was silent for a moment, looking around.
Reporter Hermes held the wire and concentrated on prying open the car door, and there was no one else around.
Gu Yunzhe picked up the little white ball and kissed it lightly.
He originally wanted to try kissing, but after the little assistant fell asleep, his mouth became a shallow line, and he couldn’t find where it was.
After the kiss was over, Gu Yunzhe raised his head and met the shocked gaze of Reporter Hermes head-on.
She held the wire in one hand, and gestured back and forth with the other: “Why are you kissing it, it is an evil god! Or is kissing a rule in the teachings?”
Gu Yunzhe’s ears turned red after Reporter Hermes exposed their relationship.
Reporter Hermes looked at him, then at the white ball in his hand, and asked tentatively: “It’s the first time I’ve seen an evil god that protects their believer. Can you let me follow along and be a follower? I’d like to kiss it too, really!”
Gu Yunzhe put his little assistant into his clothes, “He only needs one believer at a time.”
He opened the car door and motioned for Reporter Hermes to turn on the ignition.
Just as Reporter Hermes bent down, Gu Yunzhe suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
He turned his head suddenly, and at the entrance of the parking lot, a white ball of light was scanning his surroundings.
It is the light ball assistant of the Human Alliance.
Gu Yunzhe covered the mouth of Reporter Hermes, pushed her into the back seat, and followed her behind.
The car door closed silently.
Reporter Hermes blinked, and Gu Yunzhe signalled her not to speak.
The back seat of the car was very crowded, and the two of them were close together.
The man had a stern look all the way, and now the murderous intent erupted in his eyes, which made people feel like they were sitting on pins and needles.
Given a choice, Reporter Hermes would rather go under the car.
Two minutes later, the sound of high heels came from the empty parking lot.
Gu Yunzhe raised his head slightly, and through the car window, he saw a woman stepping into the parking lot.
Her skin was pale and bloodless, her curly white hair reached her waist, and behind the grey lenses of her combat glasses, he could vaguely see a pair of golden eyes like a goshawk.
This is an agent of the Human Alliance.
Reporter Hermes looked up, her cheeks flushed slightly.
The clothes of female agents are more like swimsuits than combat uniforms. The chest is hollowed out, and almost all private parts are exposed. Wearing black fishnet stockings on the lower body, with a pair of high boots.
The extremely thin high-heeled shoes stepped on the ground, making a crisp sound.
This was the first time Gu Yunzhe saw a female agent from the Human Alliance after losing his memory.
Just based on the pair of high heels that were close to 20 centimetres, this suit is not suitable for fighting at all.
She came in and looked around, then turned to look at the little assistant: “What are you doing here?”
The little assistant made a mechanical sound, “Signs of human activity have been detected.”
The car was covered with dust, and the underground parking lot was dimly lit. The female agent passed by the car they were hiding in and found nothing unusual.
She stood at the entrance of the parking lot for a while, “How much time is left for the task of finding the missing person?”
The ball of light trembled slightly, “23 hours.”
“You switch to the concise broadcast mode, don’t walk around randomly, let’s not waste time on irrelevant things.”
The female agent walked while talking, and soon left the parking lot.
Gu Yunzhe pressed Reporter Hermes down, telling her not to move. After waiting for an hour and making sure there was no sound outside, he got up and went out to have a look.
The streets were empty, and the female agent had already left.
Agents with numbers starting with 20 and their assistants have lost contact collectively, and the Human Alliance should be looking for them.
Gu Yunzhe touched the little white ball that was still sleeping late, and suddenly felt a little lucky.
Fortunately, Ah Ci was a counterfeit, otherwise the moment he summoned his assistant, he would be locked by the Human Alliance.
Reporter Hermes started the car, sitting in the co-pilot and hesitantly said: “I just can’t figure out why the agents of the Human Alliance are dressed so sexually.”
Gu Yunzhe ignored her, but she didn’t care, she still muttered.
“This is the first time I’ve seen a female agent. The agents I met before were all men. Their clothes didn’t show any flesh, but just looking at them, tsk tsk. The Human Alliance is obviously a proper organisation. Why are the clothes of the top secret agents not proper at all?”
Gu Yunzhe touched his chest subconsciously.
After he left the air-raid shelter, he took the opportunity to change into his combat uniform. Now he wore it under the suit and Reporter Hermes couldn’t see it.
The men’s special work uniforms are black tights, which fit the body tightly and perfectly showing the muscle curves.
Gu Yunzhe felt uncomfortable wearing it, so he matched it with a bulletproof vest and overalls.
The female agent just now was still under the control of the Human Alliance, and she didn’t have the right to choose what to wear.
It may be the first time to form a team with a human being. Reporter Hermes is very excited and talks non-stop throughout.
Gu Yunzhe glanced at her, “What do humans look like in the eyes of aliens?”
Reporter Hermes tilted her head, “There are many kinds of aliens. Some aliens look like bugs, and some look like deep-sea fish. In their eyes, human beings should be food. However, our appearance is similar to human beings. Looking at you human beings, it’s no different from how you look at foreigners.”
“Not an animal?”
“Of course not, everyone is similar.”
“In this case, why do they like to torture the living.”
The reporter was at a loss for words for a moment.
Looking at the devastated city outside the car window, she smacked her lips and said, “It’s Star City’s fault. We are not going to shoulder this blame. My planet is very peaceful. When I bring the evidence back, the queen will definitely agree to send troops to help the empire.”
Gu Yunzhe devoted some energy to listening to her.
If that queen is really as benevolent as the reporter said, then why had the empire not received any help even after five years?
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When Chu Shici woke up, it was already three o’clock in the afternoon.
He got out of his clothes, the system told him what happened during the day, and it went back to watch the drama.
The car was parked in an open space by the side of the road, Reporter Hermes was lying in the back seat and taking a nap, and Gu Yunzhe was resting on a bench.
Chu Shici looked around, “Where is this?”
Gu Yunzhe wiped the dagger, and his voice was as cold as ever, “Ten minutes later, we will reach the intersection of the highway. Use the highway and drive straight to District 3.”
“Why don’t you leave?”
“We will leave tomorrow.”
“?”
Gu Yunzhe paused, “The heads of my parents and sister are still in the hands of the Night Walker. I want to take them back so that they can rest in the ground.”
Chu Shici sighed silently when he remembered the information about the Night Walker.
The brains of people killed by nightwalkers are still alive. In a sense, the male protagonist’s family is not dead.
They are still conscious and will watch themselves being carried around by monsters.
Thinking of Night Walker’s three-story-high volume and body full of arms, Chu Shici felt apprehensive.
He took a deep breath and held the pale fingers in front of his eyes: “Alright, let’s get rid of that tree branch at night. Two against one, how can we lose?”
Chu Shici is very good at playing tricks, he is going to set up some traps, first to appetize the night walker.
He was making a plan when he was suddenly picked up and kissed.
Chu Shici turned his head blankly and met Gu Yunzhe’s eyes.
“Zhe-ge, didn’t we say in the morning that human-ball relationships are harder to digest? So you should think about it more carefully?”
“You said you are a human, you just look like a ball.”
Gu Yunzhe paused, turned his head away, leaving Chu Shici with a good look at his red ears.
“I tried it, and kissing is acceptable. You tell me how a human and a light ball does it, and I’ll see if I can adapt.”
Chu Shici: !!!
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